Tumbling Along

My name is Jessica.
I am a child of the future.

You don’t know everything about me.
I feel like I do. You text me every time you take a dump. I know about the pimple on your nipple, and I’m, like, the holder of your social security card.

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internalisecarlo:

This apartment tour makes me so positive & peaceful!
(via AM)

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theaiightwallofchina:

This moment should be taught in history class

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via pleatedjeans)

thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

(via ilanawexllers)

Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.
Won’t take long, only three things happened.

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